OT : Really cute pun

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters,
whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any
rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John
could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could
sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening
to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he
was
too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were
chasing pullets,bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters
coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had
his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet,
do
his job and sneak on to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he
entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation
among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece
Prize"
but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well. Clearly Butch
was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure
out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by
being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when
they weren't paying attention?