OT The Mommy Test

A (male) friend just sent me this and I couldn't resist. *Not* meant to
be sexist, so no flames or huffing please :-)

--
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that. "Why? she asked"

"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has
germs." I answered.

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.


"OH....I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."

--
Anne in CA
"It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl
Crow
http://home.covad.net/~arudolph/annes.htm


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A (male) friend just sent me this and I couldn't resist. *Not* meant to
be sexist, so no flames or huffing please :-)

--
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that. "Why? she asked"

"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has
germs." I answered.

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.


"OH....I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."

--
Anne in CA
"It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl
Crow
http://home.covad.net/~arudolph/annes.htm


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Bwahahahahahaha! Love it! I'm sending it on...

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thanks for the chuckle~!

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A (male) friend just sent me this and I couldn't resist. *Not* meant to
be sexist, so no flames or huffing please :-)

--
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
her not to do that. "Why? she asked"

"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has
germs." I answered.

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.


"OH....I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."

--
Anne in CA
"It's not having what you want; it's wanting what you've got." -- Sheryl
Crow
http://home.covad.net/~arudolph/annes.htm


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