VOT....but funny

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint
the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while
Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter
before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower Before getting in the
shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized
that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They
both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, In
desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a
sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency
Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how
to free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this).

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well,
Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never
saw one MOUNTED and FRAMED!