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Maxine's Living Will
I saw this today, and thought it was so funny....
Living Will I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______ Glass of wine ______ Margarita ______ Martini ______ Cold Beer! ______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy ______ Mexican food ______ French fries ______ Pizza ______ Bowl of ice cream ______ Cup of tea ______ Chocolate __XXX____ All of the above, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. -- Jere |
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Maxine's Living Will
Jere Williams wrote:
I saw this today, and thought it was so funny.... Living Will I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______ Glass of wine ______ Margarita ______ Martini ______ Cold Beer! ______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy ______ Mexican food ______ French fries ______ Pizza ______ Bowl of ice cream ______ Cup of tea ______ Chocolate __XXX____ All of the above, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Sounds good to me! As a friend of mine remarked "I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected." But the same chap said "I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner." -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney www.stronsay.co.uk/claremont (Remove teeth to reply) |
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