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Old July 24th 03, 08:41 PM
Jan Lennie
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Default OT to lighten the tone

Those of you who worry about sacred cows and herds might like to look here
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm
It takes a while to load on a slow connection but is quite amusing
Jan


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Old July 24th 03, 11:06 PM
Cheryl Isaak
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On 7/24/03 3:41 PM, in article , "Jan
Lennie" wrote:

Those of you who worry about sacred cows and herds might like to look here
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm
It takes a while to load on a slow connection but is quite amusing
Jan


ROTFLMAO - now doesn't this person know only female cows have udders!
C

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Old July 25th 03, 12:05 AM
Lucille
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I thought boys were bulls and only girls were cows. Of course I'm from the
big city so what do I know about farm animals!!!
Lucille


"Cheryl Isaak" wrote in message
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On 7/24/03 3:41 PM, in article , "Jan
Lennie" wrote:

Those of you who worry about sacred cows and herds might like to look

here
http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm
It takes a while to load on a slow connection but is quite amusing
Jan


ROTFLMAO - now doesn't this person know only female cows have udders!
C



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Old July 25th 03, 06:24 AM
Stitch Lady
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"Dr. Brat" wrote in message
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The confusion is due to a verbal reference to the cow as "he" even
though it has an udder, which at one point it grabs to pee with....
How's that for anatomically confused?


Ermmm...

Don't all males have underdeveloped breasts and overdeveloped vaginas?? LOL


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Old July 25th 03, 12:09 PM
Pat Porter
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Maybe it was a trans-sexual.

Pat P.

"Stitch Lady" wrote in message
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"Dr. Brat" wrote in message
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The confusion is due to a verbal reference to the cow as "he" even
though it has an udder, which at one point it grabs to pee with....
How's that for anatomically confused?


Ermmm...

Don't all males have underdeveloped breasts and overdeveloped vaginas??

LOL


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Old July 25th 03, 04:22 PM
Pat Porter
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It`s not called Bull sh*t for nothing - you never hear it referred to as
"cowsh*t" after all! ;-p

Pat P

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"C Cordell" wrote in message:
I'm not sure what the source of your confusion is, but in case it's the
horns; both males and females of the bovine species can have horns, only
females have udders.


. . . and only the females know how to use the horns! :-)

Jim





 




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