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OT - a warning
This was sent to me by a female friend, it seems sort of important:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you andme! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! PS Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. PPS Those same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it? -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) |
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OT - a warning
Bruce Fletcher wrote:
This was sent to me by a female friend, it seems sort of important: You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you andme! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! PS Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. PPS Those same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it? This is not funny - it's only too true! Joyce in RSA. |
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OK, this is For Bruce....and his family.
Totally forgetting the joke....how are you , your wife and furbaby
making out with the ashes?? I have been following it with interest..............and thought of friends in the northern part of the UK . Couldn't believe one of the talking heads" who said there couldn't possibly be volcanos in Iceland because it was too cold. Heaven help us...and they have college degrees and vote. Keep in touch, if possible Gillian |
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OK, this is For Bruce....and his family.
On 4/16/10 8:09 PM, in article ,
"Gillian Murray" wrote: Totally forgetting the joke....how are you , your wife and furbaby making out with the ashes?? I have been following it with interest..............and thought of friends in the northern part of the UK . Couldn't believe one of the talking heads" who said there couldn't possibly be volcanos in Iceland because it was too cold. Heaven help us...and they have college degrees and vote. Keep in touch, if possible Gillian Worse - they influence voters! |
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OK, this is For Bruce....and his family.
On 17/04/2010 01:09, Gillian Murray wrote:
Totally forgetting the joke....how are you , your wife and furbaby making out with the ashes?? I have been following it with interest..............and thought of friends in the northern part of the UK . Couldn't believe one of the talking heads" who said there couldn't possibly be volcanos in Iceland because it was too cold. Heaven help us...and they have college degrees and vote. Keep in touch, if possible Gillian Many thanks for thinking of us at this time. The only noticeable effect is that we've had no newspapers for a couple of days because all flights in & out of Kirkwall have been cancelled www.hial.co.uk/Kirkwall-flights.html. However, the flight cancellations have caused problems for Jennifer, our minster, who gets married today (Saturday). Her fiance, Robin, comes from England and over 20 of his family will be unable to attend because of flight cancellations. Fortunately Jennifer's parents travelled over from California earlier in the week but getting back to the USA may be a problem. Right now (07:25) the weather is dull and it's raining quite heavily which should help dampen down any airborne ash but the authorities have recommended that anyone with respiratory problems should keep their medication close at hand news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8624806.stm. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) |
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OK, this is For Bruce....and his family.
"Bruce Fletcher" wrote in message ... On 17/04/2010 01:09, Gillian Murray wrote: Totally forgetting the joke....how are you , your wife and furbaby making out with the ashes?? I have been following it with interest..............and thought of friends in the northern part of the UK . Couldn't believe one of the talking heads" who said there couldn't possibly be volcanos in Iceland because it was too cold. Heaven help us...and they have college degrees and vote. Keep in touch, if possible Gillian Many thanks for thinking of us at this time. The only noticeable effect is that we've had no newspapers for a couple of days because all flights in & out of Kirkwall have been cancelled www.hial.co.uk/Kirkwall-flights.html. However, the flight cancellations have caused problems for Jennifer, our minster, who gets married today (Saturday). Her fiance, Robin, comes from England and over 20 of his family will be unable to attend because of flight cancellations. Fortunately Jennifer's parents travelled over from California earlier in the week but getting back to the USA may be a problem. Right now (07:25) the weather is dull and it's raining quite heavily which should help dampen down any airborne ash but the authorities have recommended that anyone with respiratory problems should keep their medication close at hand news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8624806.stm. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) Glad to hear that you're okay. Stay well. Lucille |
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OK, this is For Bruce....and his family.
On Apr 17, 1:12*pm, "Lucille" wrote:
"Bruce Fletcher" wrote in message ... On 17/04/2010 01:09, Gillian Murray wrote: Totally forgetting the joke....how are you , your wife and furbaby making out with the ashes?? I have been following it with interest..............and thought of friends in the northern part of the UK . Couldn't believe one of the talking heads" who said there couldn't possibly be volcanos in Iceland because it was too cold. Heaven help us...and they have college degrees and vote. Keep in touch, if possible Gillian Many thanks for thinking of us at this time. The only noticeable effect is that we've had no newspapers for a couple of days because all flights in & out of Kirkwall have been cancelled www.hial.co.uk/Kirkwall-flights.html. However, the flight cancellations have caused problems for Jennifer, our minster, who gets married today (Saturday). Her fiance, Robin, comes from England and over 20 of his family will be unable to attend because of flight cancellations. Fortunately Jennifer's parents travelled over from California earlier in the week but getting back to the USA may be a problem. Right now (07:25) the weather is dull and it's raining quite heavily which should help dampen down any airborne ash but the authorities have recommended that anyone with respiratory problems should keep their medication close at hand news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8624806.stm. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) Glad to hear that you're okay. * Stay well. Lucille- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Down in the south west of UK , all our airports across UK are quiet - the staff at Bristol airport took the opportunity to fly kites and jog on airfield . News just announced still closed at least until tomorrow . We're basking in glorious sunny spring weather with the promise of spectacular sunsets due to the volcanic ash. Jan Wiltshire UK |
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