OT - the devil made me send this!

sorry folks...this caught my eye and tickled my sense of humor this
early in the day and wanted to share it with you especially when i saw
the part about 'electricians'...

arlene

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.

If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started here,
there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on your
computer.

wrote in message
ups.com...
sorry folks...this caught my eye and tickled my sense of humor this
early in the day and wanted to share it with you especially when i saw
the part about 'electricians'...

arlene

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.


It would have been on-topic if you'd substituted "Politicians" with "Guys
like Dennis Brady". And damned accurate, too.

wrote in message
oups.com...

Javahut wrote:
If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started
here,
there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on
your
computer.

I'm curious Javahut...do you speak for everyone on this list or just
yourself???

strange that you tolerated that outburst a few days ago against someone
new to the
list that did absolutely no wrong but happened to have an 'arabic
sounding name'...

we need to get our priorities straight, i think.

and lighten up...there's enough misery in the world...

You called it, up to you.

In article .com,
wrote:


Javahut wrote:
If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started here,
there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on your
computer.

I'm curious Javahut...do you speak for everyone on this list or just
yourself???

I'm afraid I agree. If you have to start the subject with "OT," you
should just find another group where it is "on topic." So let's say in this
case he probably speaks for a large number of people in the group
(though they wouldn't all phrase it quite so directly).

Mike Beede

a little humor is good, keep it up as this group needs it


"Moonraker" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
ups.com...
sorry folks...this caught my eye and tickled my sense of humor this
early in the day and wanted to share it with you especially when i saw
the part about 'electricians'...

arlene

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.


It would have been on-topic if you'd substituted "Politicians" with
"Guys
like Dennis Brady". And damned accurate, too.

"Mike Beede" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
wrote:


Javahut wrote:
If you EVER want help again, you won't get this kind of crap started
here,
there are other places for it, usually in the forwad message file on
your
computer.

I'm curious Javahut...do you speak for everyone on this list or just
yourself???

I'm afraid I agree. If you have to start the subject with "OT," you
should just find another group where it is "on topic." So let's say in
this
case he probably speaks for a large number of people in the group
(though they wouldn't all phrase it quite so directly).

Mike Beede

ahhh who cares... this NG is pretty quiet.


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