OT - Julie Andrews song

Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames, Surrey

Julie Andrews, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,
Actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things"
from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
over four minutes and repeated encores.)

Well done, Julie! Atta girl!

Karen, Queen of Squishies


Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames,
Surrey

Julie Andrews, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,
Actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things"
from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
over four minutes and repeated encores.)

Oops! Unfortunately, this is an urban legend.

Karen, Queen of Squishies



Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames,
Surrey

Julie Andrews, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,
Actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things"
from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
over four minutes and repeated encores.)

Well, the lyrics are funny, nonetheless. :-) I wonder who really wrote
them.
--
TerriLee in WA (state)
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"Karen, Queen of Squishies" RisingStars @ KarenTucker.com wrote in message
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Oops! Unfortunately, this is an urban legend.

Karen, Queen of Squishies



Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames,
Surrey

Julie Andrews, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,
Actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things"
from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
over four minutes and repeated encores.)

Still very funny.

--
Mary
http://community.webshots.com/user/mardor1948
"Karen, Queen of Squishies" RisingStars @ KarenTucker.com wrote in message
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: Oops! Unfortunately, this is an urban legend.
:
: Karen, Queen of Squishies
:
:
:
: Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames,
: Surrey
:
: Julie Andrews, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,
: Actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
: Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
:
: One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things"
: from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."
:
: Here are the lyrics she used:
:
: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
: Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
: Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
: These are a few of my favorite things.
:
: Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
: Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
: Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
:
: When the pipes leak,
: When the bones creak,
: When the knees go bad,
: I simply remember my favorite things,
: And then I don't feel so bad.
:
: Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
: No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
: Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
: These are a few of my favorite things.
:
: Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
: Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
: And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
: When we remember our favorite things.
:
: When the joints ache,
: When the hips break,
: When the eyes grow dim,
: Then I remember the great life I've had,
: And then I don't feel so bad.
:
: (Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
: over four minutes and repeated encores.)
:
:
:
:

TerriLee in WA wrote:
Well, the lyrics are funny, nonetheless. :-) I wonder who really wrote
them.


I don't know who wrote the lyrics but I can certainly imagine Julie
Andrews singing them in a delicate, refined, and oh so ladylike manner
with her tongue firmly lodged in her cheek at all times :-)!
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This is hilarious! I'm saving it.
Thanks for the chuckle!
Debi
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Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames,
Surrey

Julie Andrews, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1,
Actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at
Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things"
from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted
over four minutes and repeated encores.)