OT - medical story

A motorcycle patrol man was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrol man kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."
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Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney
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ROTFL. DH and I are giggling madly.

Beth

"Bruce Fletcher (Stronsay, Orkney)" wrote in
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A motorcycle patrol man was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However,
the patrol man kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney
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"Bruce Fletcher (Stronsay, Orkney)"
wrote in message ...

A motorcycle patrol man was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrol man kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in
his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon....from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week."
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney
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I am printing this out, and will take it in to the hospital tomorrow for
him to show the nurses!! They will all get a good laugh!

Gillian