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Old August 1st 13, 08:55 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Bruce Fletcher
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Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore, so he decided to
take its shell off to reduce its weight and make it more
aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish.
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Old August 2nd 13, 05:06 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Joan Erickson
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On 8/1/2013 5:36 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 01 Aug 2013 08:55:23 +0100, Bruce Fletcher
wrote:

Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore, so he decided to
take its shell off to reduce its weight and make it more
aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish.



Terrible !

I agree. Have already passed it on! lol

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Old August 9th 13, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Bruce Fletcher View Post
Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore, so he decided to
take its shell off to reduce its weight and make it more
aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish.
It's the process used to make printed circuit boards at home by
hobbyists so it'll be detailed in most electronic hobby manuals.



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Old August 12th 13, 04:42 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Joan Erickson
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On 8/3/2013 8:35 PM, Mick Nowell wrote:

Q. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?


A. A nervous wreck.


Good one...haven't heard that one before!
Scurrying of to send it to others!



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