OT - Story: My new Son

I love it.

Thanks so much.

--
Debbie (New Mexico)
Life is too short
"Kathy N-V" wrote in message
.com...
I have my spam filters pretty well set, and at least 99% of the garbage I
get
goes straight to the bit bucket. (Seems like such a waste of electrons,
but
I digress) However, one happened to get through yesterday, and I'm glad
it
did.

The "Your Son" in the "From" field made it too good to resist - perhaps I
have a mystery son out there somewhere, and he has been searching through
millions of email addresses, hoping to find his long lost mother. The
possibility he was fathered by aliens did occur to me, since I only recall
giving birth one time. Surely I'd expect to remember a second pregnancy
and
childbirth, no?

I was hoping that it was a heartfelt message, with perhaps a photo of my
mystery son - I hope he takes after my side of the family, because if he
takes after his alien side, things are going to be a little awkward around
the table today at dinner. Alas, although the message was heartfelt and
sincere, there was no photo, and I'm afraid that my son is going to
evaporate
into the ether from whence he came.

My incredibly thoughtful son, offering to sell his poor old mom Vicodin
and
other painkillers at amazingly low prices, without a prescription! Gee,
what
a guy. Now when other people brag about their sons, I can say mine is a
pharmaceutical sales rep.

Odd that he didn't sign his name, and that his return email address was
munged. He must have been afraid his mother would reject him. Poor
child.
You can write back to your mama and tell me all about yourself. Forget
the
Vicodin, we'll love you just for who you are. Since you didn't leave a
name,
I think we're just going to call you Spammy.

Happy Mother's Day!

Kathy N-V



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Great Story! I want more

Patch - Denise



"Debbie B" a écrit dans le message de
hlink.net...
I love it.

Thanks so much.

--
Debbie (New Mexico)
Life is too short
"Kathy N-V" wrote in message
.com...
I have my spam filters pretty well set, and at least 99% of the garbage
I
get
goes straight to the bit bucket. (Seems like such a waste of electrons,
but
I digress) However, one happened to get through yesterday, and I'm glad
it
did.

The "Your Son" in the "From" field made it too good to resist - perhaps
I
have a mystery son out there somewhere, and he has been searching
through
millions of email addresses, hoping to find his long lost mother. The
possibility he was fathered by aliens did occur to me, since I only
recall
giving birth one time. Surely I'd expect to remember a second pregnancy
and
childbirth, no?

I was hoping that it was a heartfelt message, with perhaps a photo of my
mystery son - I hope he takes after my side of the family, because if he
takes after his alien side, things are going to be a little awkward
around
the table today at dinner. Alas, although the message was heartfelt and
sincere, there was no photo, and I'm afraid that my son is going to
evaporate
into the ether from whence he came.

My incredibly thoughtful son, offering to sell his poor old mom Vicodin
and
other painkillers at amazingly low prices, without a prescription! Gee,
what
a guy. Now when other people brag about their sons, I can say mine is a
pharmaceutical sales rep.

Odd that he didn't sign his name, and that his return email address was
munged. He must have been afraid his mother would reject him. Poor
child.
You can write back to your mama and tell me all about yourself. Forget
the
Vicodin, we'll love you just for who you are. Since you didn't leave a
name,
I think we're just going to call you Spammy.

Happy Mother's Day!

Kathy N-V



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Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.675 / Virus Database: 437 - Release Date: 5/3/2004