OT - A laugh for today

A new (at least to me!) story to ponder today!

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Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle
the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for
this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.!

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as
the
antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for
the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to
the
King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same
itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haw haw haw haw
~~
Sooz
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that's so horribly funny...lol
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"Mj" wrote in message
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A new (at least to me!) story to ponder today!

****************************************
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle
the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for
this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.!

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as
the
antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for
the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to
the
King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same
itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

A new (at least to me!) story to ponder today!


absolutely hilarious!
Cheri
(Bubbee to Emily and Nathan)

Hahahaha

Tina


"Mj" wrote in message
...
A new (at least to me!) story to ponder today!

****************************************
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle
the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty
for
this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio,
the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold
coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.!

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,
if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests
had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as
the
antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and
for
the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved,
and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter
to
the
King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same
itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately
summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

soooo funny!

Cheryl
last semester of lawschool! yipee!
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Flameworked beads and glass
http://www.dragonbeads.com/

ROFL

Very very funny, Marjean!

--
Marisa (AU/NZ)
http://www.galleryvittoria.com
"I am NOT a floozy! I am a goddess..I can do what I like!", said Venus.
'The Adventures of Baron von Munchausen'

ROTFL!

Mj wrote:



MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.