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Only an idiot would spend more on panda species survival than on humans.oh yr one of them, take a seat



 
 
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Old March 24th 07, 01:14 PM posted to rec.crafts.pottery
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Default Only an idiot would spend more on panda species survival than on humans.oh yr one of them, take a seat

Subject: Never say never
Newsgroups: bigpond news:alt.sci.physics,alt.culture.hongkong,alt.tv.a-
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Never say never
+++

shutup stupid psychic blog
that talks to me in music

+++
romeo void
'never say never'
+++


playin on th mp3 player



little bugger dried out

+++


started workin and

this started playin

+++
ween
'push th little daisies'
+++

not this time

+++

so psychic diary

we'll build starships


out of ceramics


with steel reinforcing

inside th clay

+++

more drugs over here

scuse i

..
..
..


stupid kangaroo

+++


cant have th inflight music

dyin on th


land surfer

its a stone brand


we expect good

+++

th computer
couldnt peer insid eit before


definitely drowned

+++
katie noonan
'whats going on ?'
+++

so i might take th

hardtail unicycle


for a

midnight fly

+++

tellin chester last night


evry now and hten

i gotta go back to th hardtail

it fixes th


kinks

+++


th bad habits ya

pick up

flyin on a suspended unicycle

+++

too forgiving

ya forget basic rules

+++


back to more

familiar territory


an extreme mountain unicycle

big wheel


26 inch

+++

so grippy

+++

been ridin a slidin beast

th last month


waitin for th tyre to pop

+++

canvas was showin

so th boys tell me last night

+++


didnt survive th cut glass

+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++

sand

+++

iron filings


in th clay

forged at

high temperatures

th steel



thru th pores
of th


pottery

+++

steel reinforced
concrete

+++

ablative

but held together


liek a vice

+++

with all th benefits of

a ceramic exterior without


havin large chunks of it

fallin off

+++

the american shuttle's tiles

+++

well they couldnt

put a tanks armour


on th shuttle

wouldnt make sense and



exposes too many secrets

+++

oops

+++

we were makin
extra bright

pottery ocarinas
in a forge

+++

experimenting
with putting wire

in th clay

+++
?
'to37'
+++

vectors for ils run three right for boeing field - lyric

+++
pj harvey
'long snake moan'
+++

how thick
could we cast th hull

+++

when bobbi was makin boats


with fibreglass

+++


steel fibre clay

+++

how about a ship manufacturing plant that


did elipses

aroudn th sun


for it;s cooking phase

+++

a dirty great big

mother ship with


ten ships under construction

approaching closer to th sun so


th hulls can cook off

+++

cheapest source of heat

+++

or just
peg em around th sun and

catch em as they
re emerge

+++


cooked in th
fires


of a star

+++

if at first

the idea isnt absurd

then it has no merit

+++

not evry ship
has to plunge thru atmosphere but


ship shielding

+++
pink floyd
'brain damage'
+++

dont want our spawn spoiled

with hard radiation

+++


i'll see you on th dark side of th moon


layin up spaceship hulls

+++

even if

we lost th odd hull



by throwin em
thru th sun's corona


on ellipse orbits


we'd get

high temperature hulls

+++

with carbon fibre strength

+++
golden earring
'radar love'
+++

explorer hulls

almost indestructable


been thru th edge of a star

already

+++


we dont cut
or weld

anythin on it

+++

it;s cast

+++

u want a hole for a bolt

it;s gotta bee

in th cast

+++

so where

do we do our fitout

+++

and how big

can we cast a ship

+++

a boat

+++

with a three feet thick outer hull

+++

and light as

+++

will ya take us

past light speed girl

+++

out where

my kind



do th piloting


only th forever eyes ppl

can pilot a starship

+++

see faster than light

+++

see tomorrow

+++

and yesterday

+++

it;s today

that;s th problem

+++

as ever

+++

still havin problems with

th size of th ships


general humanity

gets around in

+++
james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
+++

not a big arse

a big front end


for hittin things in

free space

+++


transiting th stars

+++

twenty feet thick


of frontal armour

+++

and all just to deflect

anything off th nose

+++


a cow catcher

+++

my forever eyes see

th psychic emergency services


arrivin to




a huge gash

down th side of th ship



but all intact

just shaken


but a quarter
of th nose

gone missing in transit

+++

dont know wot u hit or

how badly dmaaged it is


just


we here to pick u and yr passengers up

+++

i'm sorry maam


we dont

stop disasters


we just arrive in a timely fashion

to assist th survivors

+++


they always think

th psychic cops shoudla stopped em doin it
in th first place

+++
bob marley
'no woman no cry'
+++


it;s th rules


for karma cops

+++


cant change th future

u see


not why u can see it

+++


just needed

if ya gunna pilot


faster than light ships


thru th void

+++

really really
important ppl

get plucked
from disaster but

that;s their karma

+++

their own magic failed and

+++

u folks
need a ride to yr destination ?


yr hull is clagged

+++

well off th

main trade routes and


+++

wotever it was

it was solid

+++
eagle eye cherry
'are you still having fun ?'
+++

flying blind

without a


proper starship pilot

at th helm

+++

point at a star and
click and

live in hope

+++

the lost bloggers of the outernet

+++


havin
instant communication

over th whole

infinity and


we cant find em

+++

and have to listen to em ewhinge

+++

their blog still updating


from some


far flung




spot

+++

did ya find
anythin interesting

+++

then a psychic hunter

will come get u

+++
city high
'caramel'(remix)
+++

a blue planet hunter

doin community service



tryin to find


lost bloggers of the outernet

+++

some of them

screamed so loud


they were heard

centuries before they got lost

+++


wot th **** is this guy on about ?


same species as me but


lost on some

planet


way out

past aldebaran

+++

slow down dude

+++

um hate to tell ya this but


we havent invented

th starship yet

+++

still dreamin

of how to build th hulls


of a re entry shuttle

+++
hootie and the blowfish
'michelle post'
+++

and not suck up

blowfish



when she lands on

alien seas

+++

no graded ground

to land a behemoth

+++

ah well

it makes a change from


chasin blue planets that

no-one else has yet

+++


stop squeelin ****
we'll get to ya

we always do
eventually

+++

while yr waitin

do somethin interesting

+++

if yr blog gets
enough readers

they'll send a hunter

+++
the kinks
'sittin on my sofa'
+++

dont sit on yr sofa


who wants to watch that

we all got an alien sky

+++

instant communication

and immense distances

+++

a certain percentage
of humanity

get lost
evry day

+++


but still talkin

+++

we found humanity agin mum but


couldnt stand

bein within
ten parsecs of another ship


and took off blind again




got th playstation 24 upgrade

+++

has anybody seen the bridge ?

+++

oh we're goin over lightspeed again

+++


sorry young man

cant see yr screen

+++

play yr game hwen we ge there

+++
neil young
'the needle and the damage done'
+++

shoulda hit save game

u know better

+++

now u see th stars



without lookin thru glass

dirty silica

+++

we all keep getting

updated maps


evry human who gets home

helps th mapping project

+++

some


just get th computer go

bing



we're in known space

+++
mettalica
'nothing else matters'
+++


so who wants a hamburger then ?

+++


somebody's map

has opened up our sky

+++


so close
no matter how far

-

lyric

+++

fifty
under fifty light yr hops and


we're at

th mcdonalds star


well

nebulae


+++

th hardballers

humanity has found them and



they're off again

+++

the lost

+++

you know yr a loner


when yr two hundred million
light yrs

from th nearest human


and u shift cause




it;s gettin crowded round here

+++

with wotever
travelling companions

u happen to bee with

+++

some of th mixes are



well


it;s humanity

+++

found too good a view

someone peerin in my blog


and moved in nxt door


same view but

five degrees shifted

+++


a coal sack



murcheson's eye


+++

they'll make it another

tourist spot

+++

onward and
outward


it goes forever

+++

never say never

..
..
..


pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"

+++
p.s.

+++
machine gun fellatio
'let me be your'(dirty ****ing whore)
+++
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