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Old March 11th 04, 09:31 AM
Kate Dicey
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Default OT Foopd for thought...

From another newsgroup:

Can't eat beef...mad cow.
Can't eat chicken...bird flu.
Can't eat eggs...again, bird flu.
Can't eat pork...fears that bird flu will infect piggies.
Can't eat fish...heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat.
Can't eat fruits and veggies...insecticides and herbicides.
Hmmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves Chocolate!



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Old March 11th 04, 10:53 AM
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LOL! I'm printing this out, going to hang it on my cash window at work. It
should make for a few chuckles today. Thanks!

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"Kate Dicey" wrote in message
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From another newsgroup:


Can't eat beef...mad cow.
Can't eat chicken...bird flu.
Can't eat eggs...again, bird flu.
Can't eat pork...fears that bird flu will infect piggies.
Can't eat fish...heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat.
Can't eat fruits and veggies...insecticides and herbicides.
Hmmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves Chocolate!



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Kate XXXXXX
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!



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Old March 11th 04, 10:54 AM
Patti
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Well, that's all right then!
..

In article , Kate Dicey
writes
From another newsgroup:


Can't eat beef...mad cow.
Can't eat chicken...bird flu.
Can't eat eggs...again, bird flu.
Can't eat pork...fears that bird flu will infect piggies.
Can't eat fish...heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat.
Can't eat fruits and veggies...insecticides and herbicides.
Hmmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves Chocolate!



--
Kate XXXXXX
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!


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Old March 11th 04, 08:53 PM
Piglet
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We in the sty encourage and appreciate this position.......g

--pig

On 3/11/04 03:31, opined:

Can't eat pork...fears that bird flu will infect piggies.


 




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