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#1
November 25th 05, 01:01 AM
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OT - Jokes from Christmas Crackers
Part of my family's tradition is to open Christmas Crackers on both
Thanksgiving and Christmas. (DH has found instructions for making giant ones, but that's a funny and/or tragic story waiting to happen) This year's jokes included the following: Two flies are sitting on Robinson Crusoe's head. As one flies off, he calls to the other, "Cheerio! See you on Friday!" ------ What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug ------------ What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause ---------- This one was my favorite (make of that what you will): What happened to the man who listened to a match? He burnt his ear! -- Wendy http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm De-STUFF email address to reply 
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#2
November 25th 05, 02:07 AM
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OT - Jokes from Christmas Crackers
LOL. My favorite is the Robinson Crusoe. But, not a chance, Wendy, no
amount of awful jokes will prevent me from telling my annual, really groaning, Christmas joke. Have I ever told you that, years ago, at least a dozen, I was getting out of my car. Now, Wendy, I'm the very cautious type. I always lock my door. I always look around for anyone suspicious looking. That kind of careful person. I am appalled when I see someone leave their car, keys in it, windows down and no notion whatever if Charles Manson is laying on the sidewalk in front of their tires. But, just as I got out of my car, there was a man getting out of a red truck. He was going in Hancock's. Probably on an errand for his wife or sweetheart. I could not help myself. As I laughed and we walked into Hancock's, I asked him . . . . Do you know why . . . Polly, Helen and other names "frood" wrote in message om... Part of my family's tradition is to open Christmas Crackers on both Thanksgiving and Christmas. (DH has found instructions for making giant ones, but that's a funny and/or tragic story waiting to happen) This year's jokes included the following: Two flies are sitting on Robinson Crusoe's head. As one flies off, he calls to the other, "Cheerio! See you on Friday!" ------ What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug ------------ What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause ---------- This one was my favorite (make of that what you will): What happened to the man who listened to a match? He burnt his ear! -- Wendy http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm De-STUFF email address to reply
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#3
November 25th 05, 02:00 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back...
ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#4
November 25th 05, 03:37 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
The ameN is capitolized that way as the clue...has nothing to do with Egypt.
Carissa -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back... ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#5
November 25th 05, 03:38 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
But I am still stuck on 33
 forgot to add that Carissa -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back... ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#6
November 25th 05, 08:03 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
I"m stuck on 26....four singers....one maybe Elvis...the one onthe right i
haven't a clue.... Any help????..Don't know what is required for that yet. .Mary "Carissa" wrote in message news:neGhf.613173$oW2.401166@pd7tw1no... But I am still stuck on 33 forgot to add that Carissa -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back... ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#7
November 25th 05, 08:25 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
Is that the one with Micheal Jackson and Boy George, the blank pic and one
other? If so the guy on the end is Jackson Browne. Carissa (who hates level 33) -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I"m stuck on 26....four singers....one maybe Elvis...the one onthe right i haven't a clue.... Any help????..Don't know what is required for that yet. .Mary "Carissa" wrote in message news:neGhf.613173$oW2.401166@pd7tw1no... But I am still stuck on 33 forgot to add that Carissa -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back... ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#8
November 25th 05, 10:08 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
Yes,,,,I typed in george michael jackson browne and got nothing...tried
whole names ...nothing..whew ! "Carissa" wrote in message news:PqKhf.621521$tl2.200321@pd7tw3no... Is that the one with Micheal Jackson and Boy George, the blank pic and one other? If so the guy on the end is Jackson Browne. Carissa (who hates level 33) -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I"m stuck on 26....four singers....one maybe Elvis...the one onthe right i haven't a clue.... Any help????..Don't know what is required for that yet. .Mary "Carissa" wrote in message news:neGhf.613173$oW2.401166@pd7tw1no... But I am still stuck on 33 forgot to add that Carissa -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back... ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#9
November 26th 05, 12:41 AM
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Qwyzzle level 25
I finally got it.....was typing in everyone's name...needed only one !....
"Carissa" wrote in message news:PqKhf.621521$tl2.200321@pd7tw3no... Is that the one with Micheal Jackson and Boy George, the blank pic and one other? If so the guy on the end is Jackson Browne. Carissa (who hates level 33) -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I"m stuck on 26....four singers....one maybe Elvis...the one onthe right i haven't a clue.... Any help????..Don't know what is required for that yet. .Mary "Carissa" wrote in message news:neGhf.613173$oW2.401166@pd7tw1no... But I am still stuck on 33 forgot to add that Carissa -- There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. "MB" wrote in message ... I've guessed every spelling of tutankhamen...spelled forwards and back... ankh..forward and back...cross..egypt...king tut...you name it...I cannot get it.. anyone got a clue????? Mary /vt
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#10
November 26th 05, 05:50 PM
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Qwyzzle level 25
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