Just golf balls!

OMG!!! LOL - now *that* one I have to send to a friend! Bwahahaha!!!
Kim

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"Pat Porter" wrote in message
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A man returning from a game of golf, had filled his pockets with lost
balls
that he found on the course. Coming home on the train he noticed that the
woman sitting opposite kept glancing at his trousers rather oddly, and
realised that they did look a bit knobbly.

"Golf Balls" he said, by way of explanation.

"Oh dear!" said the woman "Is it as painful as tennis elbow?"

Pat P.

glancing at his trousers rather oddly, and
realised that they did look a bit knobbly.

"Golf Balls" he said, by way of explanation.

"Oh dear!" said the woman "Is it as painful as tennis elbow?"

Pat P.


And then there's the guy who went golfing, put his golf balls in his pockets,
emptied them into an ashtray.

His secretary asks "What are those?"

He answers "Golf balls,"

Next day he goes thru the same routine.

Secretary reaches over, picks them up and says "Oh, I see you killed another
golf today."

Frances
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