women's humor

You really did warn us. You really did. But my DH had his laundry privileges
revoked almost 50 years ago. I'm sending this to my sisters. They will love
it. Thank you. Polly

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Women's humor

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It
depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back,
"University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy
came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple
she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a
trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!
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Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in
the middle.