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Very OT indeed
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what’s that?" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female." The woman turns pale and says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?" -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) |
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Very OT indeed
On 10/8/2011 5:25 AM, Bruce wrote:
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what’s that?" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female." The woman turns pale and says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?" Heard it before..but I still giggle at it. Gill..off to England on Tuesday. |
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Very OT indeed
On 08/10/2011 18:38, Gillian Murray wrote:
On 10/8/2011 5:25 AM, Bruce wrote: A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what’s that?" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female." The woman turns pale and says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?" Heard it before..but I still giggle at it. Gill..off to England on Tuesday. I'm afraid you've missed the "heatwave" in the South of England. Forecast for next week is to start with low pressure bringing strong winds, rain and showers but a more settled end to the week with an increasing likelihood of fog and frost by night. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) |
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Very OT indeed
On 10/8/2011 3:25 PM, Bruce wrote:
On 08/10/2011 18:38, Gillian Murray wrote: On 10/8/2011 5:25 AM, Bruce wrote: A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what’s that?" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female." The woman turns pale and says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?" Heard it before..but I still giggle at it. Gill..off to England on Tuesday. I'm afraid you've missed the "heatwave" in the South of England. Forecast for next week is to start with low pressure bringing strong winds, rain and showers but a more settled end to the week with an increasing likelihood of fog and frost by night. We leave Tuesday 11th,,and come home Tuesday 18th. Quick trip. I can live with that. I am so sick and tired of constant heat and humidity living in Florida. Today it was overcast, showery, windy and cool (68 degs). I loved it and my energy level was rejuvenated. Just won't wear my comfy shorts in London..have jacket, jeans etc. Can' t decide what meal I want to eat first. The fun is that I am going with Ayako, my son's wife from Japan. A girl's trip, and she has always wanted to go to England. NOT CHEAP..but we will have fun. Bruce, I am 75..so it will be fantastic to see my country through younger, oriental eyes! Last tine I was there when my Mum died in 1987! She was living in the Cotswold then. Gill |
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Very OT indeed
On 09/10/2011 02:17, Gillian Murray wrote:
We leave Tuesday 11th,,and come home Tuesday 18th. Quick trip. I can live with that. I am so sick and tired of constant heat and humidity living in Florida. Today it was overcast, showery, windy and cool (68 degs). I loved it and my energy level was rejuvenated. Just won't wear my comfy shorts in London..have jacket, jeans etc. Can' t decide what meal I want to eat first. The fun is that I am going with Ayako, my son's wife from Japan. A girl's trip, and she has always wanted to go to England. NOT CHEAP..but we will have fun. Bruce, I am 75..so it will be fantastic to see my country through younger, oriental eyes! Last tine I was there when my Mum died in 1987! She was living in the Cotswold then. Gill Looks like a reasonable bit of weather according to http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/8 -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) |
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Very OT indeed
"Bruce" wrote in message ... On 09/10/2011 12:23, wrote: There is going to be h u g e shock when you see it! I'm dying to hear your impressions when you return ! Have a great trip, if nothing else, wonderful for you and DIL to take a break like that. And please, please tell your DIL not to judge the rest of the UK by her experiences in and around London. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) Definitely - and be careful in London, it`s not as safe as it was - and it`s pretty filthy from what my sister-in-law and friends say after being up there a couple of times a year. Jean says she would never go now unless with our large-size nephew! Pat P |
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Very OT indeed
On 10/10/2011 7:03 AM, Pat P wrote:
wrote in message ... On 09/10/2011 12:23, wrote: There is going to be h u g e shock when you see it! I'm dying to hear your impressions when you return ! Have a great trip, if nothing else, wonderful for you and DIL to take a break like that. And please, please tell your DIL not to judge the rest of the UK by her experiences in and around London. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) Definitely - and be careful in London, it`s not as safe as it was - and it`s pretty filthy from what my sister-in-law and friends say after being up there a couple of times a year. Jean says she would never go now unless with our large-size nephew! Pat P Pat This is a long time back to your post. We felt very safe. It surprised me to see the police armed..and some in Whitehall had gun-proof vests. On the other hand, we traveled a lot on the underground and busses..and had no problem, and a lot of courtesy. Aya was amazed at the good manners the locals showed to me..the old lady!!! We were not afraid to sit outside a pub on Saturday evening, with a beer, or cider and pub nosh. People watching was great. If anything I am more concerned ion the USA than England. It was a wonderful trip!! Gill |
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Very OT indeed
On 10/25/11 8:01 PM, in article , "Gillian Murray"
wrote: On 10/10/2011 7:03 AM, Pat P wrote: wrote in message ... On 09/10/2011 12:23, wrote: There is going to be h u g e shock when you see it! I'm dying to hear your impressions when you return ! Have a great trip, if nothing else, wonderful for you and DIL to take a break like that. And please, please tell your DIL not to judge the rest of the UK by her experiences in and around London. -- Bruce Fletcher Stronsay, Orkney (Remove dentures to reply) Definitely - and be careful in London, it`s not as safe as it was - and it`s pretty filthy from what my sister-in-law and friends say after being up there a couple of times a year. Jean says she would never go now unless with our large-size nephew! Pat P Pat This is a long time back to your post. We felt very safe. It surprised me to see the police armed..and some in Whitehall had gun-proof vests. On the other hand, we traveled a lot on the underground and busses..and had no problem, and a lot of courtesy. Aya was amazed at the good manners the locals showed to me..the old lady!!! We were not afraid to sit outside a pub on Saturday evening, with a beer, or cider and pub nosh. People watching was great. If anything I am more concerned ion the USA than England. It was a wonderful trip!! Gill Glad to hear that you had a wonderful trip, and sounds as if things went well. Now, for the details - so some of us can share with some vicarious joy - and general curiousity! Ellice |
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