5 am wake up call

Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead. Did my hubby wake
up, no. My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom rug.
He usually tells me when he has to go out, but he didn't this morning.
Thought I had cleaned it all up and still smelled something I couldn't find.
When my hubby finally got out of bed he let out a yell. Found it when he
stepped in it. Revenge is always rewarded when you ignore the need to help
out. I had to steam clean the carpet before going to work today. Oh well,
just another straw that breaks the camels back.
Roxan

Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead. Did my hubby wake
up, no. My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom rug.
He usually tells me when he has to go out, but he didn't this morning.
Thought I had cleaned it all up and still smelled something I couldn't find.
When my hubby finally got out of bed he let out a yell. Found it when he
stepped in it. Revenge is always rewarded when you ignore the need to help
out. I had to steam clean the carpet before going to work today. Oh well,
just another straw that breaks the camels back.
Roxan

I can so feel your pain over this one! Our cat decided to do much the same
thing about 3 nights ago...she started retching in the kitchen, on the nice,
easy to clean linoleum....but could she stay there? oh heck no...she had to
make her way onto the carpet...in 4 places, of course! *sigh*


~Candace~ your local hemp goddess

I am hoping we will not have a repeat performance tonight. I should add I
had to take him outside and squirt him off on the back end because golden
retrievers have long hair. I have since cut his fur on his bottom. LOL.
Roxan
"Candace" wrote in message
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Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead. Did my hubby wake
up, no. My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom
rug.
He usually tells me when he has to go out, but he didn't this morning.
Thought I had cleaned it all up and still smelled something I couldn't
find.
When my hubby finally got out of bed he let out a yell. Found it when he
stepped in it. Revenge is always rewarded when you ignore the need to
help
out. I had to steam clean the carpet before going to work today. Oh well,
just another straw that breaks the camels back.
Roxan

I can so feel your pain over this one! Our cat decided to do much the
same
thing about 3 nights ago...she started retching in the kitchen, on the
nice,
easy to clean linoleum....but could she stay there? oh heck no...she had
to
make her way onto the carpet...in 4 places, of course! *sigh*


~Candace~ your local hemp goddess

Don't know whether to laugh or cry over your story. Don't dos just seem to
know when you're deep in stress ---- and then add to it!

Tina


"roxan" wrote in message
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Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead. Did my hubby wake
up, no. My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom
rug.
He usually tells me when he has to go out, but he didn't this morning.
Thought I had cleaned it all up and still smelled something I couldn't
find.
When my hubby finally got out of bed he let out a yell. Found it when he
stepped in it. Revenge is always rewarded when you ignore the need to help
out. I had to steam clean the carpet before going to work today. Oh well,
just another straw that breaks the camels back.
Roxan

(Candace)
...she started retching in the kitchen, on the nice,
easy to clean linoleum....but could she stay there? oh heck no...she had to
make her way onto the carpet...in 4 places, of course! *sigh*

Oh they never go on the linoleum. Always on the carpet
Dora

Oh they never go on the linoleum. Always on the carpet

Well, if those were my only two choices, and I didn't have to consider the
clean-up, I'd choose carpet too!

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized
LC in Sunny So Cal
Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

Ain't it the truth.
Roxan
"Christina Peterson" wrote in message
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Don't know whether to laugh or cry over your story. Don't dos just seem
to
know when you're deep in stress ---- and then add to it!

Tina


"roxan" wrote in message
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Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead. Did my hubby
wake
up, no. My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom
rug.
He usually tells me when he has to go out, but he didn't this morning.
Thought I had cleaned it all up and still smelled something I couldn't
find.
When my hubby finally got out of bed he let out a yell. Found it when he
stepped in it. Revenge is always rewarded when you ignore the need to
help
out. I had to steam clean the carpet before going to work today. Oh
well,
just another straw that breaks the camels back.
Roxan

LOL. I hear ya.
Roxan
"Deepwood Art" wrote in message
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In article ,
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Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead.

That's funny! It reminded me of a couple of nights ago...
woke up to a smell that would wake the dead, except it
wasn't the dogs.

(I really should consider separate covers.)

Did my hubby wake
up, no.

Mine didn't, either! Lol! (I laugh now, but that night I
didn't find it funny at all)

My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom rug.

Aww, now that's *not* funny. Poor pup... and poor you!
Those kinds of accidents on a carpet are such a pain to
clean up, they make me want to cry

--
Fran
~My eBay, if you'd like to visit: http://snipurl.com/56qt

Oh Roxan! Poor you!

We laugh about the time one of our dogs ate Chinese food. Years ago, hubby
and I had two dogs. One of them, a stray that I had before we were married,
had an iron stomach, and the other, we adopted from the shelter, and we
weren't yet aware of what kind of stomach she had!

One night, we brought home some Chinese food. We gave the leftovers to the
dogs, not even thinking about it. Iron Stomach boy was fine, but the Tender
Tummy girl was not! We went to bed, and early the next morning, I woke up
to the most horrible smell! What didn't come out one end, came out the
other! It was so gross!! And to top it off, she was a dachshund, and was
sleeping under our bed. We had to move the bed to clean the carpet under
it!

--
Jerri
www.beadbimbo.com

Oh poor puppy and Roxan! Hope tonight is better!!!

Kathy K
"roxan" wrote in message
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Woke up at 5 am. with a smell that would wake the dead. Did my hubby wake
up, no. My golden retriever had piles of diarrhea all over the bedroom
rug.
He usually tells me when he has to go out, but he didn't this morning.
Thought I had cleaned it all up and still smelled something I couldn't
find.
When my hubby finally got out of bed he let out a yell. Found it when he
stepped in it. Revenge is always rewarded when you ignore the need to help
out. I had to steam clean the carpet before going to work today. Oh well,
just another straw that breaks the camels back.
Roxan