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Old October 30th 06, 03:34 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Rosanne
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Default O.T. for Fred A Halloween Scare

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him
he hears:


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street
toward him.


BUMP...


BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward

his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


FASTER...


FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...


BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.


However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket clapping


clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can
find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)














The coffin stops

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Old October 30th 06, 05:05 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
Gill Murray
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Default O.T. for Fred A Halloween Scare

Grrooooaaaaaaan!!

Gillian

Rosanne wrote:
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him
he hears:


BUMP...


BUMP...


 




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