O.T. Martha Stewart Holiday "To Do" list

Howdy!
Now that Martha is home again and able to attend
to things herself, here's a reprise of her Holiday calendar.
For those who have time before, after, during the
Finishing of your holiday quilting, enjoy. g
...Ragmop/Sandy--just the messenger

The Martha Stewart Holidays "To Do" List


December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn
upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards.


December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for
answering machine.


December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener.


December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.


December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.


December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for
consideration.


December 7
Debug Windows '98.


December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.


December 11
Lay Faberge egg.


December 12
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.


December 13
Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly
for decorative pie crusts.


December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.


December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case
tires are shot out at mall.


December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.


December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same
height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.


December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar
to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.


December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and
cinnamon sticks.


December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.


December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.


December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in
last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less
inadequate than they really are.


December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with
homemade potpourri.


December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.


December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.


December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in
each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that
country.


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I love it!! Hilarious!!!
Marlys in Indiana

" Ellison" wrote in message
news
Howdy!
Now that Martha is home again and able to attend
to things herself, here's a reprise of her Holiday calendar.
For those who have time before, after, during the
Finishing of your holiday quilting, enjoy. g
...Ragmop/Sandy--just the messenger

The Martha Stewart Holidays "To Do" List


December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn
upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards.


December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for
answering machine.


December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener.


December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.


December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.


December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for
consideration.


December 7
Debug Windows '98.


December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.


December 11
Lay Faberge egg.


December 12
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.


December 13
Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly
for decorative pie crusts.


December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.


December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case
tires are shot out at mall.


December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.


December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same
height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.


December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar
to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.


December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and
cinnamon sticks.


December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.


December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.


December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in
last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less
inadequate than they really are.


December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with
homemade potpourri.


December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.


December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.


December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in
each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that
country.


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I always get a kick out of this one. It's hard to pick my favorite day!
KJ

" Ellison" wrote in message
news
Howdy!
Now that Martha is home again and able to attend
to things herself, here's a reprise of her Holiday calendar.
For those who have time before, after, during the
Finishing of your holiday quilting, enjoy. g
...Ragmop/Sandy--just the messenger

The Martha Stewart Holidays "To Do" List


December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn
upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards.


December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for
answering machine.


December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener.


December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.


December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.


December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for
consideration.


December 7
Debug Windows '98.


December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.


December 11
Lay Faberge egg.


December 12
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.


December 13
Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly
for decorative pie crusts.


December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.


December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case
tires are shot out at mall.


December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.


December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same
height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.


December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar
to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.


December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and
cinnamon sticks.


December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.


December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.


December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in
last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less
inadequate than they really are.


December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with
homemade potpourri.


December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.


December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.


December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in
each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that
country.


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Looks like I am ahead of schedule then.
Diana

Ellison wrote:
Howdy!
Now that Martha is home again and able to attend
to things herself, here's a reprise of her Holiday calendar.
For those who have time before, after, during the
Finishing of your holiday quilting, enjoy. g
...Ragmop/Sandy--just the messenger

The Martha Stewart Holidays "To Do" List


December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn
upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards.


December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for
answering machine.


December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener.


December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.


December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.


December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for
consideration.


December 7
Debug Windows '98.


December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.


December 11
Lay Faberge egg.


December 12
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.


December 13
Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly
for decorative pie crusts.


December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.


December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case
tires are shot out at mall.


December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.


December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same
height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.


December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar
to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.


December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and
cinnamon sticks.


December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.


December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.


December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in
last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less
inadequate than they really are.


December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with
homemade potpourri.


December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.


December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.


December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in
each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that
country.

that was *too* funny! I ended up coughing I laughed so much

--
Jessamy
In The Netherlands
Take out: so much quilting to reply.
Time to accept, time to grow, time to take things slow
www.geocities.com/jess_ayad
http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jess_ayad/my_photos

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Howdy!
Now that Martha is home again and able to attend
to things herself, here's a reprise of her Holiday calendar.
For those who have time before, after, during the
Finishing of your holiday quilting, enjoy. g
...Ragmop/Sandy--just the messenger

The Martha Stewart Holidays "To Do" List


December 1
Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn
upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards.


December 2
Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for
answering machine.


December 3
Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, fashion
cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener.


December 4
Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.


December 5
Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself.


December 6
Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for
consideration.


December 7
Debug Windows '98.


December 10
Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth.


December 11
Lay Faberge egg.


December 12
Take Dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble.


December 13
Collect Dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly
for decorative pie crusts.


December 14
Install plumbing in gingerbread house.


December 15
Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case
tires are shot out at mall.


December 17
Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire.


December 19
Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same
height when sitting at his or her assigned seat.


December 20
Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar
to add a festive sparkle to the pasture.


December 21
Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices and
cinnamon sticks.


December 22
Float votive candles in toilet tank.


December 23
Seed clouds for white Christmas.


December 24
Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in
last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less
inadequate than they really are.


December 25
Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with
homemade potpourri.


December 26
Organize spice racks by genus and phylum.


December 27
Build snowman in exact likeness of God.


December 31
New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in
each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that
country.


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