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Joke
I finally have a darn good joke and forgot to sign my name!! Helen in WI
"Helen in WI" wrote in message ... A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings here." So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?" And the strings says: "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." |
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I have always loved that joke... and can never remember how to tell it
right. Thanks for sharing! Diana -- http://photos.yahoo.com/lunamom44 "Helen in WI" wrote in message ... A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings here." So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?" And the strings says: "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." |
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LOL!!! Thanks!
Elena "Helen in WI" wrote in message ... A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings here." So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?" And the strings says: "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." |
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now that really has me in stitches, roflmao
you're so funny Helen. jeanne* -- RCTQ Houston 2004 Party Animals A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" i'll be there!!! will you??? "Helen in WI" wrote ... | I finally have a darn good joke and forgot to sign my name!! Helen in WI --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free by AVG. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.505 / Virus Database: 302 - Release Date: 30/07/03 |
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Thanks! I love jokes I can share with my kids!
-- Wendy http://griffinsflight.com/Quilting/quilt1.htm De-Fang email address to reply "Helen in WI" wrote in message ... A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. the bartender says, " I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, " I'm sorry we don't serve strings here." So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints his at him and says, " Hey, aren't you a string?" And the strings says: "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." |
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