OT with a groan warning

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel
room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have
sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had
condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter
and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'





Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan

Joan E. wrote:
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel
room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have
sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had
condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter
and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'





Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan
I have no doubt, whatsoever!!

Gill

lucretia borgia wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:38:39 -0600, Jangchub
opined:


On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:03:49 GMT, lucretia borgia
wrote:


On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:52:35 GMT, Gillian Murray
opined:


Joan E. wrote:

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel
room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have
sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had
condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter
and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'





Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan

I have no doubt, whatsoever!!

Gill

One lies and the other swears to it ! woe is me !

Poor you, poor you, pour you a drink!
Victoria

http://gotbodhicitta-wangmo.blogspot.com/
Updated daily when able.


Maybe later today - I am reading this at breakfast time lol


So make the drink an espresso or something. THAT was a te4rrible
joke -- bad, Bad, BAD. I have sent it to everyone I know -- LOLOL!

--
PAX, Tia Mary ^;;^ (RCTQ Queen of Kitties)
Angels can't show their wings on earth but nothing was ever said about
their whiskers!
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On Dec 16, 6:03*pm, lucretia borgia
wrote:

Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan

NO I didn't !!! * Many times I have but not this time lol

Sure! Wait until I deleted my old mail and *then* say this!!! But
you did....remember you said something to the effect that the
"quackers" on the group would like it???? LOLOLOL!

At least Gill believes me....*she's* my friend!!! :-p~~~~~~~~~~~

Joan

"Joan E." wrote in message
...
On Dec 16, 6:03 pm, lucretia borgia
wrote:

Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan

NO I didn't !!! Many times I have but not this time lol

Sure! Wait until I deleted my old mail and *then* say this!!! But
you did....remember you said something to the effect that the
"quackers" on the group would like it???? LOLOLOL!

At least Gill believes me....*she's* my friend!!! :-p~~~~~~~~~~~

Joan


Did I forget to tell you that I'm 115% positive you're telling the truth.
She's definitely got a little evil enabler inside.

But we love her despite her impiness.

L

lucretia wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:55:03 -0500, "lucille"
wrote:


"Joan E." wrote in message
...
On Dec 16, 6:03 pm, lucretia borgia
wrote:

Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan

NO I didn't !!! Many times I have but not this time lol

Sure! Wait until I deleted my old mail and *then* say this!!! But
you did....remember you said something to the effect that the
"quackers" on the group would like it???? LOLOLOL!

At least Gill believes me....*she's* my friend!!! :-p~~~~~~~~~~~

Joan


Did I forget to tell you that I'm 115% positive you're telling the truth.
She's definitely got a little evil enabler inside.

But we love her despite her impiness.

L


Well I sincerely think it wasn't me who told her to post this one, I
admit I have often dared you, Gillian or Joan to post things, but this
one no ! Not that I think it shouldn't be posted here or anything.

But you're so easy to blame, and you have big shoulders. RD&H

I'm off to the supermarket, right now-------

Lucille

On Dec 17, 11:02*am, lucretia wrote:

If I did, it must have been ages ago, further back than I can remember
lol

Hmmm. Back to late last week????

Joan (r,d,h)

Joan E. wrote:
On Dec 17, 11:02 am, lucretia wrote:

If I did, it must have been ages ago, further back than I can remember
lol

Hmmm. Back to late last week????

Joan (r,d,h)

Sooo sad, isn't it Joan, to see the memory fade away? Remember she now
has the cane, and will soon remember everything from her youth, but not
what happened last week!

Gill ( off to the Post office).

On 12/16/08 6:36 PM, "Joan E." wrote:

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel
room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have
sex.

'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had
condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter
and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'





Sheena told me to do it!!!!

Joan

OUCH! And you'd jump off the Empire State Building, too - if Sheena told
you to do it???? ;^p

I have to think if I can write up some that my great aunt gave me - they're
sexy, but not gross dirty - however, gestures and accents tend to be
involved in their telling.

Ellice

On Dec 17, 2:42*pm, lucretia borgia
wrote:

OK smarty pants, send me the email I sent you ???

From my post on the 16th:
"Sure! Wait until I deleted my old mail and *then* say this!!! But
you did....remember you said something to the effect that the
"quackers" on the group would like it???? "

Ah, well, they say the mind is the first to go! LOL

Joan