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Old March 10th 06, 09:56 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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LOL It says 2048 now that is funny
"lucretia borgia" wrote in message
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Try this lol

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=Fi...&key=TopBanner



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Old March 10th 06, 11:32 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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lucretia borgia wrote:



Well I found out I was already dead, May 2, 1999 lol




Rest in peace. Where should I send the flowers?

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www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Finished 3/8/06 - Lizzie*Kate hostess gift

WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of
Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel
LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn,
Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe

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Old March 10th 06, 11:34 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Ghengis Khan's Wife wrote:

LOL It says 2048 now that is funny



I'm good till 2047, so I'll be pushing 90. Wonder if I can stitch up
all my stash by then?

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Karen C - California
www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Finished 3/8/06 - Lizzie*Kate hostess gift

WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of
Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel
LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn,
Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe

See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com

Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html
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Old March 10th 06, 11:58 PM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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"lucretia borgia" wrote in message
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"Ghengis Khan's Wife" ,in
rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
and entertained us with
LOL It says 2048 now that is funny
"lucretia borgia" wrote in message
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Try this lol

http://www.deathclock.com/?source=Fi...&key=TopBanner


Well I found out I was already dead, May 2, 1999 lol


If I put in normal I still have 9 years to go. However, if I put in
pessimistic, I died in 1997. I guess I'm going to have to try to be normal,
but I'm not sure I can accomplish that in the time left.


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Old March 11th 06, 02:20 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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On 3/10/06 6:34 PM, in article , "Karen C -
California" wrote:

Ghengis Khan's Wife wrote:

LOL It says 2048 now that is funny



I'm good till 2047, so I'll be pushing 90. Wonder if I can stitch up
all my stash by then?



I'm good until 2059! YIKES!

Cheryl

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Old March 11th 06, 03:40 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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lucretia borgia wrote:

Karen C - California ,in
rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
and entertained us with

lucretia borgia wrote:


Well I found out I was already dead, May 2, 1999 lol




Rest in peace. Where should I send the flowers?



Just send wine lol



YOU'RE dead, dingbat. Your children might enjoy the flowers more.


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Karen C - California
www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Finished 3/8/06 - Lizzie*Kate hostess gift

WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of
Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel
LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn,
Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe

See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com

Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html
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Old March 11th 06, 03:44 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Cheryl Isaak wrote:

On 3/10/06 6:34 PM, in article , "Karen C -
California" wrote:

I'm good till 2047, so I'll be pushing 90. Wonder if I can stitch up
all my stash by then?




I'm good until 2059! YIKES!

Cheryl


OK, I'm leaving you my unstitched stash in my Will.

--
Karen C - California
www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Finished 3/8/06 - Lizzie*Kate hostess gift

WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of
Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel
LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn,
Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe

See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com

Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html
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Old March 11th 06, 04:12 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Well, the DD will live to be a hundred according to this; actually, a
hundred plus some months. Based on family history, I seriously doubt this!

Helen
(Who's scheduled to die in July 2026, with DH to follow in December the
following year.)

"Cheryl Isaak" wrote in message
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On 3/10/06 6:34 PM, in article , "Karen C -
California" wrote:

Ghengis Khan's Wife wrote:

LOL It says 2048 now that is funny



I'm good till 2047, so I'll be pushing 90. Wonder if I can stitch up
all my stash by then?



I'm good until 2059! YIKES!

Cheryl



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Old March 11th 06, 05:23 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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Helen McClaine wrote:

Helen
(Who's scheduled to die in July 2026, with DH to follow in December the
following year.)


Can I have your stash? begging




--
Karen C - California
www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Finished 3/8/06 - Lizzie*Kate hostess gift

WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of
Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel
LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn,
Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe

See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com

Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html
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Old March 12th 06, 01:19 AM posted to rec.crafts.textiles.needlework
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lucretia borgia wrote:
Karen C - California ,

They just reminded us this morning that a glass of red wine a day is
good for your health. So Sheena should live forever.



But, but, but - according to the Death Clock, I'm already dead and
pickled lol



You must have misunderstood. They didn't mean 1999 A.D. They meant
1999 A.S.C. (after the Second Coming)


--
Karen C - California
www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Finished 3/8/06 - Lizzie*Kate hostess gift

WIP: Getting all the UFOs done, July birthstone, Flowers of
Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel
LTR: Fireman's Prayer (#2), Amid Amish Life, Angel of Autumn,
Calif Sampler, Holiday Snowglobe

See my designs exclusively at www.TyWolfeDesigns.com

Editor/Proofreader http://hometown.aol.com/kmc528/KMC.html
 




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