An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry
the perfect
woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that
as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter
he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively
took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to
the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the
first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well,"
said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the
man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked
how things went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell...cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months later
the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She
was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell......

pregnant when you met her."