How about:

Nobody should ever use anything other than 100% cotton in anything, including batting backing and thread.
Anything to protect the under finger is cheating.
(In addition the the above) A minced finger is a badge of pride
Bias binding is the only way to edge a quilt
Non-mitred corners are for amateurs
Metric measures are not pc
Every last pot-holder must be labeled with the DNA of the maker
Only needles made in England are good enough
Using a pattern (Or, God forbid!) a KIT is treachery to the brood


Sings: "We didn't start the fy-er..."

Nel (giggling and poking head above settee/couch/sofa/settle)
(Gadget Queen) with long wooden spoon