lucretia borgia ) writes:
At the risk of being flippant, remember the saying "Confuscius he say
rape impossible, just lie back and enjoy it"

Disclaimer: I am NOT condoning rape, it's a joke people.

You haven't got this quite right. "Confuscius he say rape
impossible. Women with skirt up runs faster than man with trousers down".
Also, "When rape is inevitable, lean back and relax".