"Karen C - California" wrote in message
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In article , "CANDY CORRIGAN"
writes:

I am not good at writing lyrics. I did know where to
turn though and figured some of the truly creative geniuses in this group
would be able to help. Karen, Fred. Tia Mary anyone?

I'm flattered.

Sew, sew, sew your boat.........

Let me sleep on it and see what bubbles to the surface of my subconscious.



Here's my version of s Stitcher's Anthem (to be sung to the tune of The
Star-Spangled Banner).

And at the risk of sounding completely immodest -- I think it's pretty darn
good.

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Oh say, can you see?
By the old Dazer light
What's the thread count we have?
32, ain't that right?

DMC or Anchor?
Overdyed? Perle cotton?
Some variegated? No.
Hand-dyed silks will be fine.

The metallics' a-gleam!
Broke again! "Damn!" I scream
Knotted! Not again!
Thread Heaven, help me!

Oh say, does that old sampler
Need a new frame?
Oh, not now, don't bother me -------
Just pass the chocolates, please --------