Take your receipt in and tell them they owe you the ENTIRE DINNER. they
ruined yours. On Turkey Day of all days!
This is a good time for tears....let them know just how EMBARRASSED you
were.and let them know you lost Face with your DD.

Butterfly

"Polly Esther" wrote in message
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I wish I could tell you the dog grabbed the turkey off the stove. I wish I
could tell you I dropped it on the floor and it got coated with quilting
fuzzies.
Nope.
It smelled funny.
I pondered about it overnight and tossed it in the trash. It just
smelled funny.
So we had a really very nice Thanksgiving feast without the Big
Bird. Maybe it would have been okay but I just couldn't take the risk.
DD had asked me to teach her how to roast a turkey. Fortunately, she had
so much company come in that she missed this one. Wasn't a good time for
cooking lessons. At least I wasn't appearing live on the food network.
More Spam, anyone? Polly