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Victor Smootbank October 26th 07 08:30 PM

How to carve human bones and teeth???
 
I'm a cannibal and next week, on Halloween, I'll cook
three humans for our annual witches and warlock gathering.

There'll be a lot of bones and teeth after our feast and I
want to carve some magical amulets and figurines.

How can I carve human bones? How to carve human teeth?

What kind of knife do you recommend???


Alexander Mcleod October 27th 07 03:18 AM

How to carve human bones and teeth???
 
I'd recommend a steak knife unless the humans are very young. Then a butter
knife would be appropriate. You might Google J. Swift, A Modest Proposal,
for more information.


"Victor Smootbank" wrote in message
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I'm a cannibal and next week, on Halloween, I'll cook
three humans for our annual witches and warlock gathering.

There'll be a lot of bones and teeth after our feast and I
want to carve some magical amulets and figurines.

How can I carve human bones? How to carve human teeth?

What kind of knife do you recommend???




GmTenglund October 30th 07 02:18 AM

How to carve human bones and teeth???
 
How about if you get crave the bones and teeth, eat the cravings and call it
a splintered Halloween?

"Victor Smootbank" wrote in message
ups.com...
I'm a cannibal and next week, on Halloween, I'll cook
three humans for our annual witches and warlock gathering.

There'll be a lot of bones and teeth after our feast and I
want to carve some magical amulets and figurines.

How can I carve human bones? How to carve human teeth?

What kind of knife do you recommend???





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