Craftaholics Anonymous 12 Step Program Newly Revised to 13 Steps 1. I will not stuff craft supplies in every corner of my house. 2. I will not keep nine projects going at one time. 3. I will not pick up more buttons, lace or fabric when I have a ton at home. 4. I will not let my crafting area look...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Wonder if she likes Kerry or Kennedy! wrote: "lucretia borgia" wrote: Are there any we can point to currently we believe to be honest, hard working and not there for themselves and a gold plated pension down the road ? ...

I think I got this right look into news.astraweb.com. I think we pay $10.00 year. Husband did the searching. Time warner did the same thing to us.(with newsgroups) Barbara

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Monday: Land Rover (DH's honking big SUV) won't start. He takes my vehicle to work. Leaves early (he's not feeling well, coming down with the cold I had last week), pays US$90+/- for a new battery for Land Rover. Tuesday: DH still not feeling well, stays home from work. I take his vehicle...

HERE YOU GO!!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD I ACTUALLY CRIED!! A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little...

Greetings all---I participated in rctn some few years ago (was a grad student at UPenn at the time), and have decided to toss myself back into this good bunch of stitchers. I'll be sure to join threads that interest me, but I thought I'd at least wave a quick hello to all y'all. (Assuming, of...

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All, What's a father to do when his daughter works sooooo hard to create a brand new knitting blog...and nobody has come to visit it yet? Of course it's wonderful and you all should go check it out. She is a recent college grad with a math major who would "like to publish a math paper on the...

I finished the stitching on two "name ornaments" my M Designs, and now I'm doing the beading. I get so impatient at this stage, wanting to be done and move along, and I always underestimate how much time and effort sewing the beads on can take. Got through most of one ornament in two nights....

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Thought you guys might find this amusing: Forrest Gump goes to Heaven The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is...

Just out of curiosity -- I really wondered what everyone thinks about all the "Happy Holiday" songs and etc? I saw some schoolchildren on tv the other night singing what SHOULD have been "We wish you a Merry Christmas" ... but now it's all "We wish you Happy Holidays". And then Saturday Night Live...

I sent a quick reply to your long email, and it has come back as undeliverable. Reason "Rejection greeting returned by server." Anyway, I just wanted to know if there was anything I could send you from this side of the world. I have your envelope ready to send, but not sealed. It won't go to...

I'm a bit early but, since I don't know if I'll be on the 'puter tomorrow, I thought I'd get my singing in *early* this time! Soooo, everyone join in! Happy birthday to you, Haaappyyy biiiirthdaaaaay toooo yooooouuuuu, Happy birthday, dear Luciiiiiiiiillllllle, Haaaaappyyyyyy biiiiiirthdaaaaaaay...

Happy birthday to you, Happy biiirthdaaay to yooouuu, Happy birthday, dear Gillliiiiiiaaaaaaannnnnn, Haaappyyyy biiiirrrrrrthdaaaaayyyyy tooooo yoooooouuuuuuu! And maaannyyy mooooooooorrreee! May your day be filled with stitches and dachsie kisses! Joan

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Good News! Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended? Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or synagogue will get them to Heaven.

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